Ah Ga Ga

I have to pack for our trip today. I don't want to. I have no motivation, because I drank myself into a stupor last night. I passed out before Super Nanny was over. My husband tried to rouse me for some sexy time, but the Tylenol pm had advanced my body past the point of anything other than sleep. He then said, "come on you're wearing those sexy, satin panties for me, because you know you want it." Ha, Ha, Ha, these panties are blue, ripped, polyester from Victoria's Secret circa 1993.