Nerves

I'm usually nervous at social events, but add excitement and alcohol and you've got grounds for a black out. Actually, they're not really black outs, more like foggy diarrhea's. It takes an entire day to recover from the foggy diarrhea's. I've been told that I was born shy, yet sometimes I have the ability to turn on the charm. My mother said she married my father because he was so outgoing. Once they had been married for a year, she realized he was a hermit. That he could turn the charm on and off easily. My dad and I both have a dirty sense of humor. Every time I see him, he's asking for more funny phrases. He loves sewer pickles and bullets in the chamber. Like I said I get nervous in social situations. I think I should always remember that I don't need alcohol, I just need to turn on the charm...like my father.